The Lost Village

I’m trying to expand my horizons and Camilla Sten’s acclaimed thriller The Lost Village (translated by Alexandra Fleming) has hit the American shores. And my right big toe because I managed to drop The Lost Village on my bare foot when putting library books away. Yes, I could wear shoes inside like the spouse suggests but I can’t stand wearing shoes or even slippers if I don’t have to inside. So, my toes are going to be casualties at times. Luckily The Lost Village isn’t a door stop of a book.

Now about The Lost Village as a book not a demonic toe smashing object. This is said with respect. The Lost Village recalls the scariest bits of John Saul. Yes, I know I’m confessing to being a John Saul reader and he doesn’t get tons of respect, but the man had a way with describing religious fervor that struck home. And dark lost places. The titular lost village of Silvertjarn is creepy ruin of a town filled with crumbling houses and dark secrets only you don’t need to wait roughly a hundred years, only about sixty for those dark secrets to be revealed. Tons of creepy stuff though. Creepy stuff good even if I managed to figure out a particular plot twist before our flashback narrator Elsa. But hey Elsa is going through A LOT, so she is forgiven.

Of course, being me, the modern timeline with filmmaker Alice (Elsa’s great-granddaughter) and her tiny independent documentary crew had the harder time holding my interest then the flashbacks with Elsa and that might be because my brain kept trying to figure out how to pronounce Tone between bouts of wanting to smack Alice and Emmy. Gee, I really have a thing for wanting to smack characters, don’t I? Come on, Alice is so evasive and Emmy from Alice’s perspective in the beginning is not a great person.

I didn’t dislike everything about the modern timeline.  I liked the details of producing the documentary right down to wanting to kick yourself for not filming certain things. I’ve had those thoughts about my Instagram and I’m not trying to solve a mystery involving an entire ghost town. And the former claims adjuster in me shrieked when a rented van went boom. You do not want to handle a damage claim with a rental vehicle. They are nightmares. Maybe not the nightmares of Silvertjarn but nightmares all the same.

As much as I was caught up with the town’s descent in the flashbacks partly because I was imaging a John Carpenter adaptation, The Lost Village almost lost me completely with the resolution to a mystery. I’m willing to stretch my disbelief and roll with things, including other books that could have benefited with radical slashing and an editor smacking the author’s hands with a ruler when the author goes on a tangent, hello beloved horror writer of my misguided youth, but one reveal had me lifting an eyebrow like a damn Aaron Spelling villainess and finding the reveal totally unbelievable under the circumstances. I’m sorry but really? With the time frame? I would love to know if Camilla Sten’s editors had similar thoughts. And I was just getting to not want to smack Alice anymore too. Pity.

But again, maybe I’m not understanding something in the plot or the translation to English left some key crucial detail not quite crystal clear. The Lost Village is an interesting book, and it would make a terrific Netflix or Hulu limited series. And I will always have the creepy bits even if they don’t quite emotionally scar me like a good solid Laird Barron tale. Camilla Sten is one to watch.

Band of Sisters

Ahhhh historical fiction. Not my favorite genre but I shove historical fiction titles in the library book bag on occasion. Now you think a person who studied history at university, has a BA in History, is a Phi Alpha Theta member and briefly considered graduate school, would love her some historical fiction. And also have a grasp of English grammar but I never claimed to be an English major now did I?

But back to historical fiction. A person would think I would be cramming all the historical fiction like setting a new world record for eating Lindt truffles. That person would be wrong.

I prefer actual history books and biographies and when I do read historical fiction it tends to be modern person finds documents/diaries of historical figure and then we get alternating chapters of modern person, historical person, modern person. And I end up getting bored to pieces by modern person and just wanting to read only the historical person unless it’s very well written.

And if your historical fiction is the secret life of very famous historical person, for example you’re the poor but gorgeous gal who has Prince Edward (later the Duke of Windsor)’s love child? Or you’re the noble but poor mistress of Henry VIII? I. AM. OUT.

I have opinions. Strong opinions. And my bar for historical fiction is set pretty damn high. Especially now as the vast age of fifty looms not too far in the horizon. Not even the brilliant Fay Weldon gets a pass. And Fay Weldon is a goddess who wrote the pilot episode of Upstairs, Downstairs.

Let’s jump to yesterday morning around 3 am. Normally I’m in a half-awake state, knowing I need to crawl from my warm bed and summon the strength to be functional enough to start my work day at 6 am. My life is most glamorous.

But it is a Saturday morning and I’ve just put Lauren Willig’s Band of Sisters down. Not to shove in the library return bag unfinished. And not to read after running errands. Down as in done and dusted. Finished. With thoughts. Perhaps barely literate but thoughts.

In a nutshell, Band of Sisters is the tale of gentle reared rich ladies going off to provide support and comfort in World War I France. Well, not everyone is rich (hi there working class Irish/Bohemian Kate) and they all attended Smith College.

Now for those unfamiliar, Smith College is one of the Seven Sisters, historically women’s colleges which are considered equivalent to the Ivy League. I was not clever enough for Smith College but that is a tale for another time.

Our heroines have left Smith College and are whipped into a fervor by a former professor who wants to send a unit of Smith women over to France to serve the French citizens. The plan is to provide aid, restoring villages and the inhabitants spirit without the burden of charity. Very lofty goals.

After all, anyone can join the Red Cross efforts, handing out donuts and cigarettes to Our Brave Boys. But it takes a strong person, A Smith College Girl, to be boots on the ground, down in the trenches, getting things done. Not afraid to muss her hair or get dirty. Nails will be broken.

Hmm…I’m sounding very gung ho and like I’ve meet that professor. Interesting.

Will the Smith College alumnae respond to the former professor’s siren call and find themselves in France? Yes because that’s the plot of the book.

Of course, there are tensions, secrets and deprivation galore. It’s World War I France once the Americans joined. Unlike many historical fiction books, Band of Sisters isn’t all dances with Our Brave Boys, Finding True Love While The Battle Rages Off Screen.

Frankly? I loathe those historical fiction books. If you like those books. Glad you found something to read that brings you joy but I prefer a much heartier fare.

Band of Sisters is that heartier fare. There is some romance, but you never forget the trenches are mere miles away and the treat of Germans/the Boche is very nearby. The French countryside is both beautiful and destroyed right down to the people. Still alive but shells of themselves. And the Smith Girls aren’t immune. They are so very innocent in their mostly privileged bubbles it hurts yet shells of themselves. One character has such an obsidian hard shell you think she is just a snotty bitch but nope. Oh golly nope. Another character needs to have the very concept of a “Boche baby” explained.

At that point, yes, I gave a deep sigh, because honestly how did she think a very young French girl was impregnated with said baby. Thank heavens she learns a thing or two before the book ends because the last quarter of the book is brutal and merciless. The devastation, terror and exhaustion are so truthfully and beautifully written you are in the horde, barely awake and still pressing on because you can’t succumb.

After devouring Band of Sisters, I can say it’s a gripping read and even if you want to shake perhaps Maud until her teeth rattle (I will help you with that! Maud does my head in something awful), have one character teach a class on self-defense before sitting Emmie down for a reality check, it’s hard to put down. And read everything. Don’t skip the stuff everyone does.

 Seriously, READ THE ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS! Lauren Willig based her book on real Smith College women who were in the Somme. How could I not love a book by an author who stumbles and gobbles books like myself? Her fictional band of sisters Smith College alumnae are just as real and a force of nature as the Smith College alumnae I encountered as in my youth.

Would I recommend Band of Sisters? Most certainly!

Your Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark

So I’m putting away my library books and while the spouse putters around drinking an iced coffee.

“Boobs!”

“What?”

“Boobs!” the spouse repeats, gesturing at a book with his iced coffee.

And I give a deep sigh, the sort of deep sigh that goes straight down to your toes because if you’re a publisher with a memoir of Cassandra “Elvira” Peterson of course the cover is going to be stark black with an expanse of creamy white cleavage so deep the Mariana Trench looks like a shallow puddle. I’m in possession of a generous bosom myself but honestly feel flat chested compared to Ms. Peterson. However, this is not a review of Cassandra Peterson’s impressive physique but her brand spanking new memoir, Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark.

I’m of several minds about Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark. It’s such a slender volume for someone who has lived her Most Interesting Life. The greedy part of me wants more details about events but the reasonable part of me says that is rude and Cassandra Peterson can share exactly what and how much she wants about her life. She could have easily hidden many painful and surprising things and just presented the best bits of her journey. How many people who aren’t huge fans even know she has a child? She does and protects that child’s right for privacy and not to be thrust into a spotlight they might not want. I respect the hell out of her for that.

A caveat, Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark is not focused solely on the Elvira character. Sure, there is the creation of Elvira and of course the Elvira vs Vampira lawsuit plus some behind the scenes details of the TV show and movies. And boy does Cassandra Peterson have rotten luck when it comes to really getting full credit or value from her creation. Granted Elvira isn’t the most original character concept, anyone can inch into a plunging cut to Nebraska gown and rock a big flowing black wig a la the Charles Addams cartoon character but Cassandra Peterson gave her the twists and quirks that made her stand out from the pack.

But ultimately Yours Cruelly, Elvira: Memoirs of the Mistress of the Dark is the story of survival. It doesn’t matter if survival is a literally life changing accident, an abusive loved ones, the Hollywood grinder or being able to do what you love and receive love. And that is impressive.

My Best Friend’s Exorcism

My local library is a city library. Sometimes a book is on their site, but the actual book is away with the fairies. Example? Grady Hendrix’s My Best Friend’s Exorcism, in the catalog but AWOL since 2020, which meant a trip to library a half hour away. In my Big Book of Whiskey Tango? This a great way to spend a sunny Saturday afternoon.

For those of you who might not be familiar with Grady Hendrix.  Short answer for folks like my Dad or spouse.  You know all those weird paperbacks I read in the 1980s, the ones with the black covers and lurid paintings? So did Grady Hendrix. Only unlike my corporate cubicle dwelling self, Grady Hendrix has turned his love of those battered paperbacks into a fine living.

I am a huge fan of Grady Hendrix’s Horrorstör and I’ve heard great things about his other books too. My Best Friend’s Exorcism should be perfect Wendy-Marie reading. Horror, 1980s, references to Duran Duran and an author who really can bring the ickkk.

***SPOILER***

This should not be a surprise if you’ve read any review or summary of My Best Friend’s Exorcism but just in case you are new to this book?

Spoilers ahead.

***You have been officially warned***

Okay…so you are still reading.

Great!

Was I the only person who thought Gretchen got her demon friend that night in the woods? Not her period. The actual demon possessing her.

Or did you figure out she got possessed at summer camp?

Because I sure didn’t.

Not sure if I’m feeling ultra-dumb or grabbing my pink FBI baseball cap from Hunter Dog in order to doff it at Mr. G. Hendrix, Esquire.

Yeah…I’m dumb right? I mean I know I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

<takes deep breath>

I don’t hate My Best Friend’s Exorcism. There are truly great parts. The friendship before things go downhill between Abby and Gretchen has wonderful notes I really related to. When dinosaurs, moussed hair and the United Colors of Benetton ruled the Earth, I was the poor friend. It is not fun and it’s a bit challenging to not feel out of sorts when the world smiles on your peers.

And I wonder about Gretchen. Is she chafing against her parents because of their religion, normal teenage growing pains or something darker? Because I always suspect something darker lurking in the corners of life.

Also, I want to smack Glee so hard, enough to leave a little undead raccoon paw print on her cheek-she captures the perfection annoyance of several rich girls I knew in my part of small town Connecticut. I can’t remember Grady Hendrix describes her because my brain can only hold so much information and Bill Paxton’s filmography is more important. Even if I can’t watch more than five minutes of Mortuary or The Colony.

In my head? Glee has thick golden hair and a dainty facial structure. I do not possess a dainty facial structure. Remember when everyone was using Google Arts & Culture app to find their fine art double? Mine was Charles the Bewitched. So, my long-lost Habsburg self can picture Glee’s Benetton outfits, the very precisely flipped up polo collars and the matching Tiffany bean earrings and necklace. I hate Glee.

<cue me having some sort of flashback to 1986 and need a lie down to get my head back to 2021. Listening to peak Duran Duran while writing this might not have been the best choice>

Now what is stuck in my poor head after putting down My Best Friend’s Exorcism?

One word.

Margaret.

***HI SPOILER AHEAD***

Thanks to consuming enough true crime media the spouse has declared Harold Schechter “my true crime boyfriend”, I suspected arsenic poisoning versus the true body horror. Which is so gross, especially if you know anything about the body horror and well, I might end up a more than a pants size smaller after if I continue reading more Grady Hendrix books. What happens to Margaret has me squirming, unwilling to drink anything I cannot see through. I also can’t eat any noodles or ice cream. Seriously I had enough food aversions and issues before reading My Best Friend’s Exorcism. If I finally sign up for the therapy I most likely desperately need, can I send Grady Hendrix my co-pay bills?

But I don’t love My Best Friend’s Exorcism. I should love it. The main fault is not the book itself. Grady Hendrix came up with an interesting plot and the design team at Quirk Books captures the quintessential 1980s high school yearbook right down to the signed yearbook flysheet/endpapers or whatever you call those pages in a book. The problem is me.

I am not the reader My Best Friend’s Exorcism needs for maximum enjoyment.

2016 Me still deep in my love affair with weird fiction/horror would have loved My Best Friend’s Exorcism. The hopeful me. 2021 Me is not in that same headspace and ultimately My Best Friend’s Exorcism did not hit the sweet spot I need in fiction. Not every book is meant for every stage of life. And there are plenty of readers who will find My Best Friend’s Exorcism their perfect book.

The Final Girl Support Group

Contrary to what the spouse and my Tubi recommendations might claim, I’m not addicted to horror movies. I do enjoy a good cosmic horror movie but a slasher film? I’ve read more about slasher films then watching them. I’m An Old (Generation X) and we only had one TV. Sure, I might have peered through the stair rails in the late 1970s while my dad was watching the Rock Hudson classic Embryo and been scared out of my tiny wits, but I didn’t have a TV in my room or an older sibling with a TV. And because we had a VCR of our own, I missed out of the classic 1980s experience of renting a VCR and a stack of scary movies for a weekend. I did see some scary movies back in the day, but it was rare, usually involving a sleepover at a friend’s house who had older siblings.

I’m darn near AARP age and I still haven’t seen The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Friday the 13th and the like. Which put me at slight disadvantage when I made the genius decision to “just read a chapter or two” of Grady Hendrix’s The Final Girl Support Group. And no prize if you guessed I just kept reading until I finished the book just before 11:30pm. My work shift starts at 6 am.

Like I said, I truly make genius decisions.

You could pick up The Final Girl Support Group without ever seeing a slasher film or even knowing what a final girl is. In my big book of Whiskey Tango that’s a waste of time, energy and resources but you know what the legendary children say, “you do you boo, you do you”. If you don’t have a horror background yet somehow decide oh yes, The Final Girl Support Group is for you. You are not going to get the full experience.

I’m not saying you need be to a horror superfan, listing the different Texas Chainsaw Massacres, Child’s Play, Friday the 13th, Prom Night, Amityville Horrors like it’s the British line of succession. If you can? Impressive and is Brad Dourif as sweet as he seems in real life because I met Tony “Candyman” Todd and He. Is. A. Total. Sweetheart. I am curious about Brad Dourif. And I might <cue the spouse rolling his eyes> have the tiniest crush on Brad Dourif. Okay I do have a crush on Brad Dourif. Have you seen him in One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest?

<sips on her now stone-cold Lady Grey tea to focus the mind, it is by the mug of tea that thoughts acquire speed and the teeth acquire stains>

And yes, the review!

The casual fan/reader might not figure out the titular final girls are named after actresses from the real-life movie franchises lovingly paid homage to. Tiny details like the naming matter. It took longer than I’d like to admit for me to realize Heather, tormented by the Dream King is a reference to the actress Heather Langenkamp from the Nightmare on Elm Street movies. And this is after I kept turning back to the mock “The Slash Franchises Ranked” magazine excerpt before the start of The Final Girl Support Group VI: The Next Generation chapter.

Go ahead, please feel free to laugh at me.

I never said I was a particular smart person.

And another tiny detail that matters are those stark black pages before each chapter. They range from a snippet of a magazine article, a review or even a battered VHS cover. Like my all-time favorite Grady Hendrix novel Horrorstör, these pages really help place you right in the book universe. Without them? I would have had a much harder time staying focused and motivated to keep reading. Would the book live up to the promise in those media snippets?

And here is where I guess I should touch on the plot. How do they say it on TV Tropes? Ah yes, Exactly What It Says On The Tin. In a church basement, the real-life final girls, whose worst tragedies inspired movies, meet in a support group for years until someone starts targeting them again. And stuff goes down. Like a good slasher flick there are several twists and turns. I didn’t regret staying up late to finish the book. The Final Girl Support Group didn’t drag on and on, a visit to a shunned Final Girl is very creepy and honestly the part I felt the most disturbed/scared. Your mileage may vary.

The Final Girl Support Group is a solid book, lots of interesting bits even if I couldn’t warm to our narrator/final girl Lynnette. Sorry Lynnette. It’s not my favorite Grady Hendrix book ever, hello there Horrorstör and Paperbacks from Hell, but unlike other Grady Hendrix novels I read this year, I haven’t developed any more food aversions. Seriously, I am still having issues with noodles and ice cream. Which might be a good thing according to my doctor. Such meanness. So, if you love horror give The Final Girl Support Group a read while I try to sit through Mortuary for more than five minutes without rolling my eyes at Erin Walton as the heroine.

Several People Are Typing

One day I will learn to NOT try writing reviews while the spouse is on the couch watching videos.

But today isn’t the day.

Today is give commentaries on a let’s play video day.

Which in a way actually works for Calvin Kasulke’s Several People Are Typing. Between the let’s play gamer and the spouse it’s like being trapped in a Slack channel or chat or whatever it’s called (the actual job uses MS Team vs Slack so I’m not exact hip to the lingo). For those even less hip/out of the loop than me, Several People Are Typing is written as various Slack channels at a NYC public relations firm. It works. There are difficult accounts, a PR disaster, interoffice fun and games, a love affair complete with messaging the wrong person and one particular coworker who claims he is stuck in the Slack channels.

If you’ve worked in an office you’ve heard all sorts of reasons why people are calling out/unable to come into the office but stuck in the Slack channels isn’t one I’ve ever heard in all my years as an cube dweller. But Gerald claims he got stuck while browsing his winter coat spreadsheet. The dude made spreadsheet for picking out the perfect winter coat?!?!?! says the person who had a near meltdown trying to find the perfect matchy-matchy athletics leggings and top last month.

Back to Gerald. His coworkers, very skeptical…at first. Honestly, as an essential worker who has to go into the office everyday? I’m quite envious of the remote/hybrid workers. But when you work in an office with a coworker who claims to hear howling everywhere, another coworker is auctioning off a prime desk, and your boss is convinced the custodial staff are messing with his adjustable desk, is saying you’re sucked into the Slack channels really that odd?

I could go on and on about the meaning of technology and how we are losing ourselves to said technology. Are we becoming one with our tech? Can we exist without tech? But I’m not that sort of reviewer.

I’m the sort of reviewer who is going to enjoy peeking into people’s messages, wants to see Gerald’s spreadsheet and I imagine the public relations firm’s NYC office as a cross between a BBC sitcom and the really weird episode of Black Mirror when the game designer gets stuck in his game. I’m the reviewer who counts the pages and wonders how/if Gerald is ever going back into his own body. I’m the reviewer who is going to recommend you hunt down (actually it’s very easily found at Target and major bookstores/a Good Morning America book club selection) Calvin Kasulke’s Several People Are Typing and once you’re done? Order some takeout and watch that episode of Black Mirror.

An Elderly Lady Is Up To No Good

True confession-I’ve never gotten into the Swedish mystery/crime trend. Considering the first book I Ever Read All By Myself was a Nancy Drew title, you would think I adore the genre. I’m An Old so I cut my adult mystery teeth on Mary Higgins Clark and cozy mysteries with quirky amateurs providing delicious recipes along with a body count. I followed the adventures of a certain big haired New Jersey bounty hunter until I was ready to grab her by the shoulders and force her to just form a triad with the two yummy men. Agatha Christie and her contemporaries never really caught my attention except for Georgette Heyer and Josephine Tey.

So how did I scoop up a wee hardcover short story collection from Swedish author Helene Tursten? Short story, I was at the Lucy Robbins Welles Library in Newington, CT and An Elderly Lady is Up to No Good was in the on going book sale nook tucked in the gift books for a mere 50 cents USD. It’s seriously a cute little hardcover with cross stitch cover design and just under 175 pages. Plus I’ve been trying to expand my reading comfort zone with The Bookstore podcast’s 2021 reading challenge and August is “a work in in translation by written by a woman”. A bit of a no-brainer there.

First off? On the surface Maud appears harmless. She’s lived in the same apartment her whole life. She’s an 88-year-old retired teacher who devoted herself to caring for both her mother and then sister after her father died leaving his survivors without a penny. She spends her golden years traveling and keeping her mind sharp but to keeps to herself. No harm in that?

But that’s just the surface. Maud’s precious apartment is only hers (rent free as long as she decides to live there) thanks to a real estate contract clause in the aftermath of her father’s death. A less clever person would have been out on their ear long ago but Maud isn’t that person. She uses her wits and is willing to play the long game to ensure her existence is a much nicer one than fate intended for her. People who cross her and threaten that existence? Heck I would have snapped just taking care of her mother and sister.

I could delve deeper, but you need to read An Elderly Lady is Up to No Good for more.I’m not saying Maud’s way of handling various situations are correct/proper, but I can certainly understand her motives. There is a certain gleeful joy that comes in wondering can she get away without getting caught as you read each story. I thought for sure she was going to be caught at least twice.

After finishing An Elderly Lady is Up to No Good, a normal person who would be very scared of having our title Elderly Lady aka Maud as a neighbor. People tend to die around Maud. All accidents of course Dearest Reader but people die.

<cue knowing look while the spouse thinks I’m just having a nasty cramp or seventeen>

However, I’m not a normal person and I really like Maud. An Elderly Lady is Up to No Good was such a quick read (just about an hour for me including interruptions from the spouse) and I was a bit sad when the final story ended. I’m not sure I will track down Helene Tursten’s flagship The Irene Huss Investigations series (Detective Inspector Huss does make a brief appearance in one particular story arc) but if Helene Tursten were to revisit Maud and perhaps let us know how her top-notch trip to South Africa went I would certainly read more.

The Missing Treasures of Amy Ashton

Sometimes you finish a book and wonder what the same plot would be in another author’s hands. This can be very interesting but not the most productive thing when midnight isn’t far off, and you have to be at work the next morning at 6 am.

Enter Eleanor Ray’s The Missing Treasures of Amy Ashton. The cover looked interesting, and the inner jacket copy had me tucking it into the library bag. If the first 20 pages didn’t captivate, I could always just not finish it and get a good night’s sleep for once. Imagine that.

Unfortunately for my sleep app, a good solid seven hours of sleep wasn’t in the cards. You meet Amy Ashton at a leaving-do (or if you are an American like me, drinks to celebrate a coworker’s departure). Amy isn’t psyched to be out or knocking back the drinks and within a few paragraphs I’m really liking Amy. I might not tuck an empty green wine bottle into my bag and then have a train full of people thinking I’m a raging drunk but the level of uncomfortable is familiar.

Then the story takes a turn. Amy is broken by something in her past. And her coping/survival mechanism is to retreat into things. She has a house but it’s literally falling apart and trying to get to the upstairs would honestly be excellent training for an Everest expedition. Sure, one neighbor is super annoying, but lady has a point. Someone needs to step in and stop things before someone gets severely injured.

And here is where Eleanor Ray’s genius lies. You could take this same plot, thirtysomething lady with a mystery past and deep personal issues and put in the hands of another author. Let’s say Marian Keyes because yup, I’ve devoured so many Marian Keyes books both good and bad. Marian Keyes isn’t a bad author; she has her strengths and can write a solid book.  

But Marian Keyes’ Amy Ashton? The book would have been at least twice as long, we would know exactly who Amy and Chantel would be listening to while doing their makeup and watering down Toyah’s liquor cabinet. Also, I have the suspicion the Marian Keys’ Amy would have boinked the baddie and hoarded fancy handbags too.

Laurie Notaro could have done a lovely job, but her Amy would also have a crippling eBay/vintage collection to tuck into any corners not crammed with the local newspapers/bottles/broken pots/cups plus a few adorable elder dogs.

Never ever let me be the Plot Fairy doling out plots to authors.

My point is Eleanor Ray keeps the plot lean. That leanness helps disguise who the baddie is. He seemed to be engaged and wanting to help. And I like that Amy doesn’t magically get better once the main mystery is solved. She is still a hot mess, and she has a hard road ahead even if you can now see the floor of her front hall. And we leave her at the start of her journey. Anything can happen now. Any wonder why I didn’t stop reading even when the spouse wandered into the bedroom for his nasal spray and asked why I was still awake. Sometimes you must finish that book.

Crying in H Mart: A Memoir

Some of the best emails are the ones from the library letting you know a hold is in. You give a tiny squeal of glee and once the workday is over you are free to zip to the library, march up to the circulation desk and claim your quarry. The hard part is finding the time/a quiet place to actually read the chosen book. This can also be a bit hard when you’re on a budget and that particular book is just ready to leap off the shelf at Target and come home with you, even if you’ve just spent the bulk of your bank account on prescriptions. And other people are posting about it on Goodreads and Instagram.

Crying in H Mart was certainly on my list. Confession I have never been to a H Mart. K-mart yes. A few local Japanese and pan-Asian markets to get my Japanese Green Tea Kit Kat fix and a crack at the full Lee Kum Kee range for my pitiful attempts at amazing recipes online. I saw H Mart, memoir and was in.

Last week I got the happy email and finally had Crying in H Mart in my little undead racoon paws. Now I’m An Old who spent an entire day playing the newest Duran Duran and New Order singles back-to-back on Spotify. I recently figured out Nicki Minaj sings the song with the “twinkle twinkle little star” refrain. Insert my brother laughing himself into a choking fit over my LIKED SONGS Spotify playlist. Pitbull’s Hotel Room Service is perfect escape music no matter what Andy says. So safe to say I’ve never heard a single Japanese Breakfast song or even read Michelle Zauner’s New Yorker essay which spawned Crying in H Mart.

I’m a genius like that.

Book looks good put it in the library bag/wish list.

Trader Joes frozen food item looks good? Stick in it the cart.

Brain cells and sodium levels be damned.

I do wish I had probed a bit deeper into Crying in H Mart before reading. I spent more time trying to track down soup soy sauce this summer before my blood pressure hit GIRL YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A DAMN STROKE LEVELS. I think TRIGGER WARNING is what people use on places like Reddit. Yeah, I’m a Redditor. Because certain material hit me in a deep, still unhealed corner of my soul after over twenty years.

I lost my mother to cancer and while the time between her final diagnosis to her death was very brief it was still searing. She died at home. I can tell you when her death rattles first started, what I was reading and what it felt like to wake up hours later to learn she was gone. I know what it’s like to frantically try and find something anything your loved one can choke down, the almost unicorn hunt and making something to have it rejected barely touched. Michelle Zauner had a much more prolonged road to travel.

Crying in H Mart is good solid memoir of growing up between two cultures and the struggles of mothers and daughters. The scenes in Korea are my favorites and I would love a Lisa See level deeper dive into the family past. Michelle’s father is a character and could have a whole book devoted just to him but the tiny details of her maternal family are the real draw. I want to know more about the older generations, especially her aunts.

Would I recommend Crying at H Mart? Yes, with a big trigger warning. Her mother’s death is brutal and if I had not had a similar experience at about the same age I would have stopped reading right then and there.

You might be stronger.

But it’s something to consider.

Crying in H Mart isn’t all sadness and death. There is joy and strong family ties even if an ocean separates people. Give it a read.

Klara and the Sun

“I think I’m too dumb to understand this book. I like it but I’m not sure what even happened.”

Yesterday I read Kazuo Ishiguro’s Klara and the Sun. Yes, Klara and the Sun was released several months ago but I don’t lurk the New Fiction section at Barnes & Noble and watch the morning shows so the whole “Good Morning America” Book Club selection wasn’t on my radar.

I read it, even more confused and unsure of the world than the titular Klara and I’m convinced it is just too literary for me to grasp.

 I didn’t even realize the story takes place in the United States until I had finished the darn book and was looking at proper reviews.

I’ve only read one other Ishiguro novel (Never Let Me Go) and just assumed Klara and the Sun was in some hazy other place, maybe Canada, maybe the UK, maybe Japan almost like a latter-day Atwood novel. Please tell me I’m not the only person this dim to read Klara and the Sun.

From last night’s review binge (and the darn jacket copy) I’ve learned Klara and the Sun is about the nature of the human heart. Okay…and here I am, who has the “Happy Birthday David” Prometheus promo video saved on her YouTube account and can sing Gary Numan’s “Are Friends Electric?” at the drop of a hat, getting excited to learn the Never Let Me Go guy who wrote a book about Artificial Friends (AF) in a hazy future with possibly modified humans.

Now I have questions about this hazy future America. These questions aren’t answered fully because Klara and the Sun is beautifully crafted literary fiction not a multi-part science fiction epic. Kazuo Ishiguro isn’t that kind of writer. And the main character is an Artificial Friend and unlike David 8 from Prometheus she’s not seeking answers to why she was created/messing with the humans. Klara the AF is curious and retains almost every small detail, constantly learning even when she is for sale in a shop. After Klara is purchased to be a companion, she has adventures and experiences which are the exploration of the human heart for smarter folks and for me clues to trying to figure out the world.

And the world! There is a lingering post war feeling. The older generation apparently had to make difficult choices for the future generations and people are now “lifted” and “unlifted”. Is the lifting process done at conception or later? Rank determines everything from your house, vehicle, career and it feels like even healthcare. At one point, I stopped reading, turned the spouse and started talking about Gattaca and Elysium before returning to Klara and the Sun and now I’m seeing threads between Klara and her idol (the actual Sun in the sky) and A.I.’s David and the Blue Fairy.

Okay.

Perhaps I need to add more romantic comedies and such like to my personal DVD/Blu-ray collection.

<sighs>

Even if I don’t grasp the underlying explorations of the human heart, grief, motherhood and more? Klara and the Sun is an interesting novel and I’m glad I read it even though I’ll never get answers to the things that consumed me the most.