WSIR: The Queen

Once when I was a wee little Gwen counting and recounting all the change in my piggy bank to see if I had enough money to get another Nancy Drew mystery, I found the weirdest coin. Now thanks to some business trips my father had brought back things like pesos and once a replica Spanish piece of eight. But this coin looked like a quarter but it didn’t have the funny ridges on the edge. I found my father and asked what it was. He wasn’t thrilled to be pulled away from his precious aviation newspaper but explained to me it was a Canadian quarter and the person on it was the Queen. I asked if she was evil and chopped off heads.  Yes, I was an odd little girl…

Now that I’m an adult I know Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith isn’t going to chop off my head. However, she may cluck her tongue over my extravagnce in throwing out my socks worn out at the toes versus darning them but I’d like to think she would totally understand my need to have my shoes just so and having all my shirts and sweaters organized by color. (Blacklight: “You my dear are so OCD…” Me: “Lean over… ” <adjusts Blacklight’s t-shirt sleeve that’s not even with the other>)

As many books as I’ve read about Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith and her extended family (trust me I could make a book fort from all the books on royals/royalty I’ve read) my favorite ones are a handful of fiction titles that make the Queen seem like the nice older lady who would nod with approval as I snap up a wooden darning egg from the craft/sewing section at the Wallingford Goodwill. Or would understand why I carry around several carefully ironed white lace trimmed handkerchiefs in my purse year round.

The Uncommon Reader: A Novella by Alan Bennett

A very quick and charming read. One day the Queen, on a hunt for her corgis, discovers a mobile library van at the palace and becomes a reader. Will Her Majesty be able to keep her new found love in the face of her Council and public?

Mrs Queen Takes the Train by William Kuhn

Imagine being on the train and realizing the sweet older lady who looks so familiar a few seats away might be the Queen. But Her Majesty in a hoodie? The mind boggles. Now try to the be courtiers tracking down the Queen who has gone AWOL. Will they find her before anyone outside the Palace realizes she is missing?

The Queen and I by Sue Townsend

In an alternative reality Britain, a newly elected party comes to power and strips the Royal Family of their privileges and forces the former Royals to life like the rest of us right down to council housing and vouchers. Some Royals can’t handle the changes, other Royals rise to the challenge. And the Queen shows no matter what the circumstances she can handle just about anything with grace, determination and the will to soldier on.

Queen Camilla by Sue Townsend

Set in the same universe as The Queen and I, the former Royal Family are still in the Exclusion Zone. The Duke of Edinburgh is sinking fast and Her Majesty is tired. If Her Majesty abdicates, Prince Charles will become King…but will his new wife Camilla be accepted as the Queen. Add a long buried secret coming to life and the antics of the Royal Grandsons and what will be of the former Royals now?

Have a book about the Queen I’ve forgotten or should read? Let me know in the comments!

 

 

What Should I Read?

Sometimes when I’m checking out at the circulation desk, the librarian notices a theme in what I’m reading. It’s funny how you can pick up one book and then of all a sudden just must read all the books in that same subject! Case in point. On Wednesday’s trip to the Friends of the Ferguson Library book store I noticed an interesting book on perfume but didn’t get it because a signed Helen Gurley Brown title took precedence. Of course, hours later at home I regretted not buying the darn book but found it was available in my library network and now I have about six different books about perfume and fragrance on hold/request.

Then the thought occurred to me. Why not make a regular feature of recommendations on various themes? So if you see a post tagged What Should I Read?, well that’s one of my recommendation lists! I know not all the themes or the books on them will appeal to everyone but if you find a treasure on a list or have a recommendation for a published list? Please let me know!

Happy Reading!

Gwen 🙂

 

Literary Boyfriends

Valentine’s Day in Moderate Income Apartments is an amazing day let me tell you. Blacklight is curled up on Mr Couch watching Minecraft videos on YouTube and I just woke up from a nap. So why not stagger into the living room, grab Mr Laptop and write about the book guys who make me swoon. <cue Blacklight eye-roll> The only rule? I have to have read you/about you so many times even Blacklight has figured out you’re a literary rival.

-H.P. Lovecraft

Come on, this should not come as surprise. He’s not handsome, he can be difficult to read and good molly Miss Molly he was opinionated. But I can pick up a collection of his letters during his New York exile and feel like I’m right with him getting that little stove for his room or trudging around through every discount tailor shop looking for just the right suits to replace his stolen clothes. Blacklight: “Gwen…you have strange tastes in men” Me: <raises left eyebrow and stares at Blacklight> “Yeah…and???”

-Doc (Cannery Row and Sweet Thursday)

The part angel/part saint owner/operator of Western Biological who is one of the vital parts of Steinbeck’s Cannery Row. Without Doc, Cannery Row loses it’s heart. Heck, the main action of both Cannery Row and Sweet Thursday is Mack and the boys trying to do something nice for Doc. I’d slip over to Western Biological with some cold cans of beer any day no matter what Doc is collecting or get ready to send to a school.

-Charles “Pa” Ingalls (Little House series)

The Little House series has to easily be one of the most important book series in my life. It’s one of the things my parents read to me as a wee little BookGwen and I read it at least twice a year nearly forty years later. You television Little House come latelies can swoon all you want over permed hair Pa Ingalls. Actually… you can keep him and his lack of underpants. Seriously, I find Michael Landon as Pa beyond gross. The real Charles Ingalls has a kind of crazy intense look that reminds of Christian Bale going hardcore for a movie role (Blacklight: “I bet you think he’s hot” Me: <looks guilty>). The book version of Charles Ingalls isn’t a saint, and you know it could not have been an easy life being married to someone who dragged you and your children all over the damn country dodging Indians, financial ruin and the relentless weather. But those wonderful Garth Williams illustrations? Now that is one handsome man who could swing an ax as easily as he could play the fiddle. Maybe pulling up stakes…again…isn’t such a bad thing?

-Captain Brown (Cranford)

Cranford doesn’t quite know what to make of Captain Brown when he and his daughters come to live in the quiet town. For one thing, he’s a…man and well, he admits to being poor and loves The Pickwick Papers <shudders>. But he’s a good man who will do anything for his girls with his limited resources and his death? The man dies saving children from being killed by a train. Sorry Jim Carter, you did a lovely job as Captain Brown in the 2007 Cranford tv series but in my head? Captain Brown is Alan Rickman.

-Bernard Black (Black Books)

Okay so Bernard Black isn’t an author (his amazing response to a publisher’s rejection letter notwithstanding) and he’s not in a book but he’s a fictional character who runs his own book shop. He’s surly and loathes his customers and smokes and drinks. I should loathe him right back. But there is something about this cranky pants Irishman that makes me swoon and wish Black Books was a real shop to visit on my fantasy “Raid All The Used Book Shops In The UK” trip.

Now to spend the rest of Valentine’s Day with the only true rival for my books and Mr Kindle…Blacklight. 🙂

Starting 2014 Off Right!

Conversation with The Most Evil Brother Ever (aka Andy) on Sunday night.

Andy: “Yeah, so I went down to the Danbury Barnes & Noble this morning…”

Me: “That’s funny. I went to the one by Westfarms this afternoon. Just got a calendar for my desk.”

Andy: ” Their computer books section is so small. Think they’re on the chopping block?”

Me: “The Danbury one? I don’t know…they’re right next to Danbury Fair (a mall) and easy highway access. And they were one of the first Barnes & Noble superstores. I mean they survived the Borders threat. I totally see the Waterbury one getting closed though.”

Andy: “Yeah, you’ve got a point there. Hey, want to go to the Book Barn on New Year’s Day…”

Me: “Heck yeah! Just got to make sure I don’t slip and fall on ice in my apartment parking lot like I did this year…”

Fast forward to today (Wednesday January 1, 2014). Andy and I were the first customers at the main Book Barn. Adorable cats were cooed at (my favorite Book Barn cat, Bitey Cat aka Jake, was curled up at the cash desk and in NO MOOD FOR PETS). And a very sweet little black cat decided I should be giving all the pets vs looking at any books in the Annex. Seriously, I was looking for D.E. Stevenson on the shelves with my left hand while the little black cat was straining to get at my right hand. Andy? Just laughed and headed for the main building to check out the history section. Andy is NOT a cat person.

And yes, books were bought! Here’s what came home with me today.

  • A Very Private Eye: An Autobiography in Letters and Diaries by Barbara Pym
  • Lark Rise to Candleford: A Trilogy by Flora Thompson (PBS tie-in trade paperback. Would have bought the illustrated Lark Rise to Candleford hardcover but it was <shudder>…abridged…I don’t do abridged.)
  • The Mystery at Lilac Inn (#4 Nancy Drew Mystery Stories(TM) by Carolyn Keene (yellow back hardcover with the 1950s updates. No judging. This is my favorite Nancy Drew story ever.)
  • 80th Anniversary Limited Edition: The Secret of the Old Clock (Nancy Drew Mystery Stories (TM) by Carolyn Keene (how could I not buy this? It’s the source. The wellspring. The first. And only $1.o0)
  • Victorian Household Hints: Useful Hints & Tips to Keep a Well-Managed Household by Elizabeth Drury (Blacklight is laughing. Especially since I’m in a “why why why” mode about housework right now. But I do love me some vintage household hints.)
  • Hitty: Her First Hundred Years by Rachel Field (one of my all time favorite books ever. Lovely hardcover. Bought a copy for my favorite baby niece a few years ago and hope she’ll love it as much as I do.)

Andy found some lovely finds too. He snapped up a massive book on cartography, a Latin grammar, Latin dictionaries, a book on early civilizations and several sci fi mass market paperbacks. And if he’s still in Connecticut on January 1, 2015? We’ll be in his car, waiting for 9 am and Book Barn to open.

 

 

 

Buy All The Books!

I could be trolling the Lands’ End website, looking for the perfect grey, pink and green cardigans to add to the rainbow of Lands’ End fine gauge classic cardigans in my closet. Or I could be ordering a tiny bottle of Demeter’s Paperback because few things are sexier than smelling like books. Instead I’m on a mad hunt to replace wonderful, charming, enchanting and most delightful cozy reads that are disappearing from the local libraries. And the saddest thing? I know I’m not the only person reading these vanishing books because half the time I’m waiting for the books to be returned by another patron before I can get my little undead raccoon hands on them!

Perhaps I should have know something was up when I was in Canton and decided to check out Jacqueline Susann’s very first book Every Night, Josephine! Sometimes you just need to read about a glamorous poodle girl and her equally funny and glamorous owner (who was a few years away from Valley of the Dolls mega literary stardom). But when I went to the dog section, no Every Night, Josephine! for me. I shrugged my shoulders (it’s a small library and I can’t imagine Every Night, Josephine! was a huge checkout hit) and got a collection of James Herriot stories instead.

And then the E.M. Delafield Virago Classics disappeared from the stacks. And yesterday, well the Deaccession Squad, they got Faith Addis and Wendy Holden…

A little back story. On my commute to Company X, I listen to audiobooks and podcasts when I’m not listening to NPR. Which is fine and dandy except my dear Mr Honda doesn’t have a CD player or fancy USB port like my brother’s Honda. Mr Honda has a cassette player. And yes, technology and library resources have changed and everyone, I mean everyone has CD players and cassette audiobooks take up so much space and who checks out cassette books anymore  and all those wonderful cassette audiobooks are gone.

But the library in the same town as Company X, a picture perfect Connecticut town you fully expect to see Lorelai Gilmore pop out of a shop clutching a to-go cup of coffee the size of the Titanic as she chats a mile a minute, this town, heck let’s call it Stars Hollow, had tons of space and money and cassette audiobooks. And not just any cassette audiobooks but Clipper Audio cassette audiobooks. I had never heard of Faith Addis until I stumbled across Year of the Cornflake, Green Behind the Ears and Down to Earth. Sure I had read and loved Wendy Holden’s Gossip Hound (I love me some Wendy Holden!) but I had no idea how many of Belinda Black’s adventures had been removed from the US release until I  found the Fame Fatale (UK title of Gossip Hound) cassette audiobook and laughed myself silly on my commute for a most glorious week.

But the Deaccession Squads are busy at work combing the stacks. If I had any idea that some of my favorite books/cassette audiobooks had been on the chopping block I would have been first in line at the library book sales to snap them up. Any wonder I’m on Mr Couch, tracking my Awesome Book UK order for E.M. Delafield Provincial Lady omnibus and searching for Faith Addis? Who will be next? Monica Dickens? Miss Read? Winifred Watson? Joyce Dennys? D.E. Stevenson? Helene Hanff? Barbara Pym? Elizabeth von Armin? Maybe I should just book a ticket to the UK and raid the used bookshops…

Merry Christmas! Now Let Me Read…

It’s Christmas morning. Blacklight is trying to get some sleep before we go to my father’s house for Christmas lunch. The kitchen wants cleaning from last night’s snack fest. Upstairs? Go ahead, play Christmas songs at full blast all day long. But me? Getting ready to curl up on Mr Couch with a Christmas read and losing myself between the covers until Blacklight’s alarm goes off.

  1. The Christmas scenes in Laura Ingalls Wilder’s Little House series. Don’t care if it’s the Big Woods, the Prairie or the surveyors house in the embryo De Smet, love them all.
  2. Louisa May Alcott’s Christmas stories. Better make sure I have a stack freshly ironed vintage hankies at hand because “The Quiet Little Woman” and “What Love Can Do”? Make me cry and want to be a better person every time I read them.
  3. Miss Read’s Village Christmas and No Holly for Miss Quinn
  4. Maeve Binchy’s This Year It Will Be Different And Other Stories
  5. Terry Pratchett’s Hogfather
  6. Nancy Mitford’s Christmas Pudding
  7. Sharon Krum’s The Thing About Jane Spring. We should all pull up for Christmas in a vintage white convertible with the top down!
  8. David Sedaris’ Holidays on Ice

The hardest thing?  Deciding which to read first! 🙂

Thank You Carolyn Keene

Somehow I have managed to tear myself from the loving arms of Mr Couch and a good book to write almost 149 posts for the Book Slut Gwen blog over the years. Now what to write about for milestone post Number 150?

I don’t come from a family of readers. We did have books in the house, almost of all them my father’s (a handful of textbooks from his college days, some books on aviation and running off to Alaska and starting a life in the wilderness). But my parents never considered going to the bookstore or library as necessary as breathing. (Blacklight: “Are you sure you and Andy aren’t adopted?” Me: “Dude, I look just like Grandma Lucille! Andy looks just like Grandpa Philippe!” Blacklight: “So you’re both changelings?” Me: <deep sigh>)

But my parents took turns reading to me every night. The books I remember aren’t the usual things you read a very small child. No Clifford the Big Red Dog, no Velveteen Rabbit or Mother Goose or Dr. Seuss. I’m not sure how they came across the books they picked. Maybe the garage sales my mother haunted every weekend? They went through the Little House series one by one and then turned to the Nancy Drew series.

One day, when I was clamoring for my mother to read to me, and overwhelmed with house work and my little brother, my mother told me to read the book (Nancy Drew #16 The Clue of the Tapping Heels) out loud myself. Between her and Sesame Street, I could see and understand very basic words. I stumbled and sounded out a page or two. And then my poor mother told me to read to myself. So I did. Did I understand every word? Of course not! I was four years old. But doing something the grownups could do with ease was magical. And there was CATS!

Was my mother being clever or just trying to get a moment’s peace? Who knows? Those three words unleashed a monster and opened a whole new world to me. You could have read to me for hours and I would demand “more!” and get upset about how very slow the whole process was. Maybe things haven’t changed that much because there are certain audiobooks I can start listening to at work and then get annoyed over how very long it’s taking to get through them when I can read them so much faster. One prime example? Back around 2001/2002 Marian Keyes’ Sushi for Beginners hadn’t been released in the US yet but somehow one of the local libraries had the unabridged audiobook. I would listen and by tape 4 be wondering just how expensive it would be to order the darn book from Amazon UK.

The wonderful and grownup magic of reading was mine. I didn’t have to wait for a grownup to make time to read to me. I could take a book, go into a quiet place and just read myself. If I wasn’t reading, I was thinking of how to get more books. (Blacklight: “And you’ve changed HOW?”) The back pages of the Nancy Drew  series had this wonderful promotion about getting the new titles as they were released for a low low price with a whole 50 cents shipping and handling. I would count through my piggy bank and wish I was a grownup who could just buy all the books they wanted. (Blacklight: “Wait, you still wish you could buy all the books you wanted…”) Sure there was the Scholastic catalog and book fairs at school but you can’t get very many books on a $1.00 a week allowance.

And now, here I am at 41. I still adore books (Blacklight: “Do you love books more than me?” Me: “Hmm…that depends…”). When my father called earlier today to see how I enjoyed my vacation he asked “So what books did you get with your birthday money?”. And didn’t seem at all surprised as I told him about my adventures in used books including finding the Folio Society edition of Jessica Mitford’s Hons and Rebels for $15.00 at Book Barn. But as thrilling and delightful as my birthday books are? Nothing is as awesome as the gift my mother and Carolyn Keene gave me that afternoon so long ago.