Buy All The Books!

I could be trolling the Lands’ End website, looking for the perfect grey, pink and green cardigans to add to the rainbow of Lands’ End fine gauge classic cardigans in my closet. Or I could be ordering a tiny bottle of Demeter’s Paperback because few things are sexier than smelling like books. Instead I’m on a mad hunt to replace wonderful, charming, enchanting and most delightful cozy reads that are disappearing from the local libraries. And the saddest thing? I know I’m not the only person reading these vanishing books because half the time I’m waiting for the books to be returned by another patron before I can get my little undead raccoon hands on them!

Perhaps I should have know something was up when I was in Canton and decided to check out Jacqueline Susann’s very first book Every Night, Josephine! Sometimes you just need to read about a glamorous poodle girl and her equally funny and glamorous owner (who was a few years away from Valley of the Dolls mega literary stardom). But when I went to the dog section, no Every Night, Josephine! for me. I shrugged my shoulders (it’s a small library and I can’t imagine Every Night, Josephine! was a huge checkout hit) and got a collection of James Herriot stories instead.

And then the E.M. Delafield Virago Classics disappeared from the stacks. And yesterday, well the Deaccession Squad, they got Faith Addis and Wendy Holden…

A little back story. On my commute to Company X, I listen to audiobooks and podcasts when I’m not listening to NPR. Which is fine and dandy except my dear Mr Honda doesn’t have a CD player or fancy USB port like my brother’s Honda. Mr Honda has a cassette player. And yes, technology and library resources have changed and everyone, I mean everyone has CD players and cassette audiobooks take up so much space and who checks out cassette books anymore  and all those wonderful cassette audiobooks are gone.

But the library in the same town as Company X, a picture perfect Connecticut town you fully expect to see Lorelai Gilmore pop out of a shop clutching a to-go cup of coffee the size of the Titanic as she chats a mile a minute, this town, heck let’s call it Stars Hollow, had tons of space and money and cassette audiobooks. And not just any cassette audiobooks but Clipper Audio cassette audiobooks. I had never heard of Faith Addis until I stumbled across Year of the Cornflake, Green Behind the Ears and Down to Earth. Sure I had read and loved Wendy Holden’s Gossip Hound (I love me some Wendy Holden!) but I had no idea how many of Belinda Black’s adventures had been removed from the US release until I  found the Fame Fatale (UK title of Gossip Hound) cassette audiobook and laughed myself silly on my commute for a most glorious week.

But the Deaccession Squads are busy at work combing the stacks. If I had any idea that some of my favorite books/cassette audiobooks had been on the chopping block I would have been first in line at the library book sales to snap them up. Any wonder I’m on Mr Couch, tracking my Awesome Book UK order for E.M. Delafield Provincial Lady omnibus and searching for Faith Addis? Who will be next? Monica Dickens? Miss Read? Winifred Watson? Joyce Dennys? D.E. Stevenson? Helene Hanff? Barbara Pym? Elizabeth von Armin? Maybe I should just book a ticket to the UK and raid the used bookshops…

Thank You Carolyn Keene

Somehow I have managed to tear myself from the loving arms of Mr Couch and a good book to write almost 149 posts for the Book Slut Gwen blog over the years. Now what to write about for milestone post Number 150?

I don’t come from a family of readers. We did have books in the house, almost of all them my father’s (a handful of textbooks from his college days, some books on aviation and running off to Alaska and starting a life in the wilderness). But my parents never considered going to the bookstore or library as necessary as breathing. (Blacklight: “Are you sure you and Andy aren’t adopted?” Me: “Dude, I look just like Grandma Lucille! Andy looks just like Grandpa Philippe!” Blacklight: “So you’re both changelings?” Me: <deep sigh>)

But my parents took turns reading to me every night. The books I remember aren’t the usual things you read a very small child. No Clifford the Big Red Dog, no Velveteen Rabbit or Mother Goose or Dr. Seuss. I’m not sure how they came across the books they picked. Maybe the garage sales my mother haunted every weekend? They went through the Little House series one by one and then turned to the Nancy Drew series.

One day, when I was clamoring for my mother to read to me, and overwhelmed with house work and my little brother, my mother told me to read the book (Nancy Drew #16 The Clue of the Tapping Heels) out loud myself. Between her and Sesame Street, I could see and understand very basic words. I stumbled and sounded out a page or two. And then my poor mother told me to read to myself. So I did. Did I understand every word? Of course not! I was four years old. But doing something the grownups could do with ease was magical. And there was CATS!

Was my mother being clever or just trying to get a moment’s peace? Who knows? Those three words unleashed a monster and opened a whole new world to me. You could have read to me for hours and I would demand “more!” and get upset about how very slow the whole process was. Maybe things haven’t changed that much because there are certain audiobooks I can start listening to at work and then get annoyed over how very long it’s taking to get through them when I can read them so much faster. One prime example? Back around 2001/2002 Marian Keyes’ Sushi for Beginners hadn’t been released in the US yet but somehow one of the local libraries had the unabridged audiobook. I would listen and by tape 4 be wondering just how expensive it would be to order the darn book from Amazon UK.

The wonderful and grownup magic of reading was mine. I didn’t have to wait for a grownup to make time to read to me. I could take a book, go into a quiet place and just read myself. If I wasn’t reading, I was thinking of how to get more books. (Blacklight: “And you’ve changed HOW?”) The back pages of the Nancy Drew  series had this wonderful promotion about getting the new titles as they were released for a low low price with a whole 50 cents shipping and handling. I would count through my piggy bank and wish I was a grownup who could just buy all the books they wanted. (Blacklight: “Wait, you still wish you could buy all the books you wanted…”) Sure there was the Scholastic catalog and book fairs at school but you can’t get very many books on a $1.00 a week allowance.

And now, here I am at 41. I still adore books (Blacklight: “Do you love books more than me?” Me: “Hmm…that depends…”). When my father called earlier today to see how I enjoyed my vacation he asked “So what books did you get with your birthday money?”. And didn’t seem at all surprised as I told him about my adventures in used books including finding the Folio Society edition of Jessica Mitford’s Hons and Rebels for $15.00 at Book Barn. But as thrilling and delightful as my birthday books are? Nothing is as awesome as the gift my mother and Carolyn Keene gave me that afternoon so long ago.